How to tell if you're English

by Justin M.

We're rapidly becoming the Are You A ... Empire here at Metaverse. Here's the latest counterpoint to my E-Z home test for Americans. You may want to contrast this one with the Scottish one. Justin is a lawyer, who does an odd bit of singing and other things musical on the side. He believes he is the only person in England who actually likes the French.

If you're English... Where do you find these blokes?Tories and Whigs... or is that Tories in wigs?The old school tieNo burned bacon, pleaseContributions to world cultureSending Johnny Foreigner to an early graveOutside the M25
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