How to tell if you're Scottish

by Geoff Eddy

Geoff-- a software engineer, amateur linguist, conlang creator, and part-time hacker-- lives in Edinburgh with his web pages, and has taken the time to instruct Sassenachs, Yanks, and other far-flung tribes on the essences, or at least the accidences, of being Scottish.

If you're Scottish... If you died tonight...As of Wed-enz-dy the sityeeation was guidMel Gibson was Scottish?Damn French never came through for usGriping about Holyrood before it's rebuilt

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