How to tell if you're French

by Nicolas Duvernois

This list was written in response to my E-Z home test for detecting Americans, and is intended to define by enumeration things shared by the vast majority of card-carrying, native-born French persons.
Nicolas, himself exquisitely French, is an engineer working for Peugeot. He emphasizes that he does not fit the norm in some respects, although he does not say which. And also, mesdemoiselles-- il n'est pas marié.

If you're French... Heading for the Boucherie ChevalineGallic realismMarriage Court is in session What? Nothing about Cyndi Lauper?Vive la Nouvelle FranceLa mission civilisatrice

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