How to tell if you're Turkish

by Cyril Alebard

Yet another response to my How to Tell If You're American page. Cyril (that's a pseudonym), 36, has lived in various places in Europe, The Middle East and the U.S. for the majority of his life, but now he lives in Ankara, Turkey. He works as a professional translator, software localizer, writer and teacher.

If you're Turkish... Fortunately, hamburgers aren't made of ham At least they all agree on basic values When Constantinople got the works But does it have an ottoman? Girl, have some kokoreç! There once was a Turk from Trabzan... Space and time