How to tell if you're Dutch

by Bas Suverkropp

Another response to my E-Z home test for detecting Americans, this one defining people from Holland, er, Nederdutchia... one of the European tribes, you know-- the people the Pennsylvania Dutch aren't.

If you're Dutch... Got herring?Where the Brits go wrongWhy foreigners will never learn DutchStill sore about the bikesMy face is up here, sirThere's no surf music like Dutch surf musicWhat? They give Joost Swarte to kids?Peace on Earth, let's just try it / And shouldn't you be on a diet?The trouble with the neighborsYour Highness, I want to be called Kuifje Kilima

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